New thing alert:
http://getmurked.muxtape.com/
...we'll see how this comes along.
(Suggestions welcome, I want to make this flow smoothly, so don't be saying "Hows about some Daft Punk?" when it's 80's electro time...not cool/acceptable.)
xoxoxoxo
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
surely it's the half.
Note: This was supposed to be up like six days ago, but my computer + blogger are not on the same wavelength right now. Bummer.
OK, so one and a half jams today! Frighteningly different ones at that.
Clipse & The Re-Up Gang + Wire.
From 1977's classic Pink Flag we have "Field Day." At 28 seconds, it does not really even qualify as a half-jam, more like an extended chorus or something. Regardless, it's a brilliant song that you will want to replay about four times in a row. Almost two minutes if you add it up.
Wire - Field Day
Next up we have the main course. Off of the third installment in their We Got It 4 Cheap mixtape series, I present The Re-Up Gang going hard over a classic Swizz Beatz production, "Scenario 2000."
They call it "Scenario 2008" for reasons that should be quite obvious.
The entire mixtape can be obtained here. I don't think that I can physically or metaphorically recommend anything as much as I do this. Pretty much my favorite dudes ever at this moment in time.
"Underhand pitch like little league in Japan."
Clipse & The Re-Up Gang - Scenario 2008
OK, so one and a half jams today! Frighteningly different ones at that.
Clipse & The Re-Up Gang + Wire.
From 1977's classic Pink Flag we have "Field Day." At 28 seconds, it does not really even qualify as a half-jam, more like an extended chorus or something. Regardless, it's a brilliant song that you will want to replay about four times in a row. Almost two minutes if you add it up.
Wire - Field DayNext up we have the main course. Off of the third installment in their We Got It 4 Cheap mixtape series, I present The Re-Up Gang going hard over a classic Swizz Beatz production, "Scenario 2000."
They call it "Scenario 2008" for reasons that should be quite obvious.
The entire mixtape can be obtained here. I don't think that I can physically or metaphorically recommend anything as much as I do this. Pretty much my favorite dudes ever at this moment in time.
"Underhand pitch like little league in Japan."Clipse & The Re-Up Gang - Scenario 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
alertification,
I've been a bastard to this damned blog.
Excuse me.
While not writing, I have been working, playing and just generally trying to make things happen (albeit very slowly and deliberately.)
In the mean time, listen to this Felt song. They played it at Smiths night last Sunday and I got hyped.
Google Image Search result for the word 'euphoria' - it's called "Gals Experiencing euphoria!"
Felling hyped shouldn't really apply to this one, but it sort of made perfect sense within that context and well...I don't know really, just a great love song about letting someone in I suppose.
Felt - Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow
Excuse me.
While not writing, I have been working, playing and just generally trying to make things happen (albeit very slowly and deliberately.)
In the mean time, listen to this Felt song. They played it at Smiths night last Sunday and I got hyped.
Felling hyped shouldn't really apply to this one, but it sort of made perfect sense within that context and well...I don't know really, just a great love song about letting someone in I suppose.
Felt - Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow
Sunday, February 3, 2008
movement starter.
In terms of new things, this is easily the standout of the year so far. Insanely danceable and accompanied by a beautiful melody & vocal take, this track is a stunner.
The only other thing that is on its level, also happens to be on the same label. DFA are already having a fantastic year, and I don't really see them slowing down. Ed Banger is pretty much deaded, coincidentally.
I only know a few things about Hercules & Love Affair and today's selection "Blind:"
-Antony (from Antony & The Johnsons) is behind the vocal on "Blind"
-Antony will provide five (or four?) more vocals for the upcoming debut album by H & LA
-Hercules & Love Affair is only one dude, but there are two people in the picture below. Huh??
...yeah, that's pretty much it.

Hercules & Love Affair ft. Antony - Blind (Hercules' Club Mix)
The only other thing that is on its level, also happens to be on the same label. DFA are already having a fantastic year, and I don't really see them slowing down. Ed Banger is pretty much deaded, coincidentally.
I only know a few things about Hercules & Love Affair and today's selection "Blind:"
-Antony (from Antony & The Johnsons) is behind the vocal on "Blind"
-Antony will provide five (or four?) more vocals for the upcoming debut album by H & LA
-Hercules & Love Affair is only one dude, but there are two people in the picture below. Huh??
...yeah, that's pretty much it.

Hercules & Love Affair ft. Antony - Blind (Hercules' Club Mix)
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
montage.
When you have a grand idea, it is probably best that you jot it down and from there, fill out the ideas and such with insightful and carefully though out observations.
I did not do that with the aforementioned post on the nature of love and their domineering role within the canon of pop songs. Instead, I thought of a long-winded theory whilst on the train, and just a promptly forgot it. Boo hoo.
So, instead of giving you a new jam to fawn over, I'll (not) compensate by Year-Ending a you with a list of a few films that I enjoyed this year.
(Full disclosure: I have not seen The Diving Bell & the Butterfly, The Savages, Walk hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Lars & The Real Girl, Ratatouille, Persepolis or the second half of I'm Not There. They might have appeared on my list, or not. Who knows?)
(You should know what to do with the links.)
Released in 2007:
1. There Will Be Blood
based on Upton Sinclair's novel Oil!
written & directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

This is without question, one of the best film I'll ever have the privilege of being alive for. Everybody is sucking Javier Bardem off for No Country, but I think that the one-two combination of Daniel Day-Lewis' Daniel Plainview and Paul Dano's Eli Sunday are easily amongst the most frightening characters ever presented on celluloid. They embody greed, malice, rage, avarice and most of all, the pure, unadulterated hate for human beings. Misanthropy is not even strong enough of a word for what Plainview has in his cold black heart.
Paul Thomas Anderson has made a masterpiece in the truest sense of the word. There are themes in this work that are very clear, but not super-overtly and never cheaply mined for an audience's sympathy. Look no further than the actions and words of the characters. The consequences are dire and yet make complete sense.
2. Superbad
written by Seth Rogen & Evan Goldbeg
directed by Greg Mottola

I was on the train the other day and heard a guy and girl talk about this movie. The girl said something to effect of, "I liked it OK, but it was such a boy movie. I mean, it was alright and everything but, it was so boy funny."
Fuck that girl. This is everyone funny. I believe that her real problem is that she's never had a best friend. No, not a really good friend or even a "BFF," but a true blue absolute best friend. If you have ever had one of those, then you should be crying a little at the end of this film. The whole thing is essentially about the realization that the crutch that is a best friend is suddenly being pulled out from under you for the crutch that is a girlfriend and how that sort of fucks you up for a while. Think about it, if you have a girl or boyfriend, how do much do you talk to your best friends? And when you don't...? Exactly.
3. Zodiac
written by James Vanderbilt, based on the book by Robert Graysmith
directed by David Fincher

I can't really tell you exactly why I liked this film as much as I did. I mean, I don't really love cop movies more than the next guy, or crime investigation films either for that matter. I think that anybody could have played Jake Gyllenhaal's role and the joint is like thirty minutes longer than it really should be.
Oh, I forgot, it's because David Fincher took what was essentially a crime film about a famous murderer (who we, coincidentally, know for a fact hasn't even been caught in 30+ years) not boring, but fascinating. The period detail, use of music and the fact that the cast is stellar are also why this one works so well.
4. No Country For Old Men
adapted from the novel by Cormac McCarthy
written for the screen & directed by The Cohen Brothers

This is the most thrillingest thriller of the year that (unless you've read the book,) you don't know the ending to. Also, the sound design is marvelous. The direction is filled with tension enough as is, but the aural side is what really gets it to its true edge-of-your-seat heights.
Additionally, Josh Brolin really is the highlight for me here. He perfectly plays a guy who really shouldn't be as smart as he is and in doing so, creates someone that you can really root for.
Blame Cormac McCarthy for then ending if you didn't like it. I personally didn't mind not seeing exactly what happened. All the shooting in the first two thirds terrified me. Having a few less crackling gunshots in my ears was fine by me.
5. Control
adapted from Deborah Cutis' autobiography "Touching From A Distance"
written for the screen Matt Greenhalgh
directed by Anton Corbijn

This is how you make a biopic. Beautifully shot, expertly executed live performances, and a truly compelling lead performance, with spot on work by all supporting actors.
6. The Darjeeling Limited
written by Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola & Jason Schwartzman
directed by Wes Anderson

This is Wes being Wes. That is absolutely fine by me. Although it felt more compact than anything else he's done, there is a lot to chew on in this funny, sad and ultimately touching film.
Think about the tiger and then get back to me.
7. Knocked Up
written & directed by Judd Apatow

This film is hilarious because of everybody but Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. Not that they are bad by any means, it's just that the roommates, Paul Rudd, the little girls, the bouncer and most importantly Leslie Mann are just that much funnier. The relationship stuff is pretty well executed too. Almost too truly for a Hollywood film.
8. Michael Clayton
written & directed by Tony Gilroy

Ever since Dogville I've been sort of obsessed by films that end in a satisfying manner. There Will Be Blood and Michael Clayton are this years dual winners of the Lars Von Trier Prize for Incredible Endings.
The performances in this film are all great, but the writer/director Tony Gilroy is the real show-off in this one, dispaying his apt sense of mood and suspense, he has created a phenomenal directorial debut. And once again, that ending showdown between George Clooney and Tilda Swinton's characters is one for the ages.
9. Eastern Promises
written by Steven Knight
directed by David Cronenberg

Viggo is incredible and all, but almost no love is being shown for the scene/film stealer Vincent Cassel.
His work here is great. The character that he shapes is despicable, yet you feel pity for him. He is a misogynist male chauvinist with obvious homosexual tendencies and a charmingly deplorable human being.
The twist in the last third is actually surprising and well done. Cronenberg doing fine work here. I think that he should do another one with Viggo and this character, interesting things could come of that.
10. Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
written by Kelly Masterson
directed by Sidney Lumet

This is another fine crime/heist film. Another one that gets it right. I agree with my friend Bob about the out-of-sequence bit being a bit lame, but nonetheless, the acting and script really helped me see past the gimmick.
Phillip Seymour-Hoffman and Albert Finney doing exceptional work here. They both seem to be in pain or discomfort the entire time, which I find interesting to no end.
The Rest (2007):
-Juno
Yes, I know exactly what is wrong with this film, (the extreme abundance of quirk and "hip" references, the oh so precious music, the glibness of just about every single adult character, Michael Cera being in it for only like 5 minutes, etc.) yet somehow I can honestly say that I sort of liked it. Enough to put it on this list. Not the other one though. Should this be nominated for Academy Awards against There Will Be Blood or No Country For Old Men? No way? But Atonement shouldn't be either, so whatever. At least I cared enough about Juno being with Michael Cera's character enough to be glad at the end. Keira Knightly and whats-his-face? Oh fuck off.
-The King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters
Best frivolous documentary of the year, hands down.
-Sicko
Best serious documentary of the year. I fully support our troops and all, and I want them all to came home and I fell truly awful for the ones who have been slain or wounded.
That said, I will probably never step foot in Iraq, I know that it's all Bush's fault that they were sent there and the plight of the Iraqi people is nowhere near important to me (and millions of others) as not having to pay for health care. Michael Moore made a bipartisan film that shows how we are all fucked. That counts for something.
-Blades Of Glory
Hi-la-ri-ous. Everything out of Will Ferrell's mouth is gold in this one. Pure gold. Also, the chase between he and Will Arnett is genius.
Best old stuff/not released in 2007:
-Holy Mountain
Holy shit. Fucking incredible.
-Morvern Callar
Marvelous in every way. Best music usage ever? Top 3 easily.
-Paranoid Park
Go see it when it comes out. Gus is on a roll.
I did not do that with the aforementioned post on the nature of love and their domineering role within the canon of pop songs. Instead, I thought of a long-winded theory whilst on the train, and just a promptly forgot it. Boo hoo.
So, instead of giving you a new jam to fawn over, I'll (not) compensate by Year-Ending a you with a list of a few films that I enjoyed this year.
(Full disclosure: I have not seen The Diving Bell & the Butterfly, The Savages, Walk hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Lars & The Real Girl, Ratatouille, Persepolis or the second half of I'm Not There. They might have appeared on my list, or not. Who knows?)
(You should know what to do with the links.)
Released in 2007:
1. There Will Be Blood
based on Upton Sinclair's novel Oil!
written & directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

This is without question, one of the best film I'll ever have the privilege of being alive for. Everybody is sucking Javier Bardem off for No Country, but I think that the one-two combination of Daniel Day-Lewis' Daniel Plainview and Paul Dano's Eli Sunday are easily amongst the most frightening characters ever presented on celluloid. They embody greed, malice, rage, avarice and most of all, the pure, unadulterated hate for human beings. Misanthropy is not even strong enough of a word for what Plainview has in his cold black heart.
Paul Thomas Anderson has made a masterpiece in the truest sense of the word. There are themes in this work that are very clear, but not super-overtly and never cheaply mined for an audience's sympathy. Look no further than the actions and words of the characters. The consequences are dire and yet make complete sense.
2. Superbad
written by Seth Rogen & Evan Goldbeg
directed by Greg Mottola

I was on the train the other day and heard a guy and girl talk about this movie. The girl said something to effect of, "I liked it OK, but it was such a boy movie. I mean, it was alright and everything but, it was so boy funny."
Fuck that girl. This is everyone funny. I believe that her real problem is that she's never had a best friend. No, not a really good friend or even a "BFF," but a true blue absolute best friend. If you have ever had one of those, then you should be crying a little at the end of this film. The whole thing is essentially about the realization that the crutch that is a best friend is suddenly being pulled out from under you for the crutch that is a girlfriend and how that sort of fucks you up for a while. Think about it, if you have a girl or boyfriend, how do much do you talk to your best friends? And when you don't...? Exactly.
3. Zodiac
written by James Vanderbilt, based on the book by Robert Graysmith
directed by David Fincher

I can't really tell you exactly why I liked this film as much as I did. I mean, I don't really love cop movies more than the next guy, or crime investigation films either for that matter. I think that anybody could have played Jake Gyllenhaal's role and the joint is like thirty minutes longer than it really should be.
Oh, I forgot, it's because David Fincher took what was essentially a crime film about a famous murderer (who we, coincidentally, know for a fact hasn't even been caught in 30+ years) not boring, but fascinating. The period detail, use of music and the fact that the cast is stellar are also why this one works so well.
4. No Country For Old Men
adapted from the novel by Cormac McCarthy
written for the screen & directed by The Cohen Brothers

This is the most thrillingest thriller of the year that (unless you've read the book,) you don't know the ending to. Also, the sound design is marvelous. The direction is filled with tension enough as is, but the aural side is what really gets it to its true edge-of-your-seat heights.
Additionally, Josh Brolin really is the highlight for me here. He perfectly plays a guy who really shouldn't be as smart as he is and in doing so, creates someone that you can really root for.
Blame Cormac McCarthy for then ending if you didn't like it. I personally didn't mind not seeing exactly what happened. All the shooting in the first two thirds terrified me. Having a few less crackling gunshots in my ears was fine by me.
5. Control
adapted from Deborah Cutis' autobiography "Touching From A Distance"
written for the screen Matt Greenhalgh
directed by Anton Corbijn

This is how you make a biopic. Beautifully shot, expertly executed live performances, and a truly compelling lead performance, with spot on work by all supporting actors.
6. The Darjeeling Limited
written by Wes Anderson, Roman Coppola & Jason Schwartzman
directed by Wes Anderson

This is Wes being Wes. That is absolutely fine by me. Although it felt more compact than anything else he's done, there is a lot to chew on in this funny, sad and ultimately touching film.
Think about the tiger and then get back to me.
7. Knocked Up
written & directed by Judd Apatow

This film is hilarious because of everybody but Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl. Not that they are bad by any means, it's just that the roommates, Paul Rudd, the little girls, the bouncer and most importantly Leslie Mann are just that much funnier. The relationship stuff is pretty well executed too. Almost too truly for a Hollywood film.
8. Michael Clayton
written & directed by Tony Gilroy

Ever since Dogville I've been sort of obsessed by films that end in a satisfying manner. There Will Be Blood and Michael Clayton are this years dual winners of the Lars Von Trier Prize for Incredible Endings.
The performances in this film are all great, but the writer/director Tony Gilroy is the real show-off in this one, dispaying his apt sense of mood and suspense, he has created a phenomenal directorial debut. And once again, that ending showdown between George Clooney and Tilda Swinton's characters is one for the ages.
9. Eastern Promises
written by Steven Knight
directed by David Cronenberg

Viggo is incredible and all, but almost no love is being shown for the scene/film stealer Vincent Cassel.
His work here is great. The character that he shapes is despicable, yet you feel pity for him. He is a misogynist male chauvinist with obvious homosexual tendencies and a charmingly deplorable human being.
The twist in the last third is actually surprising and well done. Cronenberg doing fine work here. I think that he should do another one with Viggo and this character, interesting things could come of that.
10. Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
written by Kelly Masterson
directed by Sidney Lumet

This is another fine crime/heist film. Another one that gets it right. I agree with my friend Bob about the out-of-sequence bit being a bit lame, but nonetheless, the acting and script really helped me see past the gimmick.
Phillip Seymour-Hoffman and Albert Finney doing exceptional work here. They both seem to be in pain or discomfort the entire time, which I find interesting to no end.
The Rest (2007):
-Juno
Yes, I know exactly what is wrong with this film, (the extreme abundance of quirk and "hip" references, the oh so precious music, the glibness of just about every single adult character, Michael Cera being in it for only like 5 minutes, etc.) yet somehow I can honestly say that I sort of liked it. Enough to put it on this list. Not the other one though. Should this be nominated for Academy Awards against There Will Be Blood or No Country For Old Men? No way? But Atonement shouldn't be either, so whatever. At least I cared enough about Juno being with Michael Cera's character enough to be glad at the end. Keira Knightly and whats-his-face? Oh fuck off.
-The King Of Kong: A Fistful Of Quarters
Best frivolous documentary of the year, hands down.
-Sicko
Best serious documentary of the year. I fully support our troops and all, and I want them all to came home and I fell truly awful for the ones who have been slain or wounded.
That said, I will probably never step foot in Iraq, I know that it's all Bush's fault that they were sent there and the plight of the Iraqi people is nowhere near important to me (and millions of others) as not having to pay for health care. Michael Moore made a bipartisan film that shows how we are all fucked. That counts for something.
-Blades Of Glory
Hi-la-ri-ous. Everything out of Will Ferrell's mouth is gold in this one. Pure gold. Also, the chase between he and Will Arnett is genius.
Best old stuff/not released in 2007:
-Holy Mountain
Holy shit. Fucking incredible.
-Morvern Callar
Marvelous in every way. Best music usage ever? Top 3 easily.
-Paranoid Park
Go see it when it comes out. Gus is on a roll.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
on love songs.
I was on the train tonight and the song "Touch Too Much" by Hot Chip was on repeat in my mind.
I haven't been posting very much lately. Not for a lack of good music, no. To the contrary, the thing is, I've been listening to a wide array of music new and old. Various genres. The main things that I keep coming back to though are Panda Bear's Person Pitch, Clipse & The Re-Up Gang's We Got It 4 Cheap Volumes 1 & 2, and even more than anything else, (since probably The Strokes' Is This It all the way back in 2001) Hot Chip's new masterpiece (yes Masterpiece) Made In The Dark.
What is it about this, their third album, that is so great? I have a notion that it has to do with the amount of love that is spread throughout.

See, what the guys in Hot Chip have done on this latest album is mostly talk about the bittersweet time when, upon the verge of an inevitable break up, one looks back on a relationship and sees every incident that had led to the demise.
They do this over and over. Only a few of the songs sort of celebrate love. And even those tend to skew towards melancholy ("In The Privacy Of Our Love," "Ready For The Floor.")
By the way, did I mention that the ratio of slow songs to dance-able ones is something like 1:5?
Yes, they made a sad love song album that won't let you stop dancing for most of it's run time. What the fuck?!
You must buy this when it comes out in a couple of weeks (February 5, to be exact.)
Before I post a long-winded essay on pop music and the subject of love (one equals the other is the whole gist...) her is the jam to convince you to support Made In The Dark. A song about the two opposing sides of love and how they resemble a (childish) pastime: wrestling.
Hot Chip - Wrestlers
I haven't been posting very much lately. Not for a lack of good music, no. To the contrary, the thing is, I've been listening to a wide array of music new and old. Various genres. The main things that I keep coming back to though are Panda Bear's Person Pitch, Clipse & The Re-Up Gang's We Got It 4 Cheap Volumes 1 & 2, and even more than anything else, (since probably The Strokes' Is This It all the way back in 2001) Hot Chip's new masterpiece (yes Masterpiece) Made In The Dark.
What is it about this, their third album, that is so great? I have a notion that it has to do with the amount of love that is spread throughout.

See, what the guys in Hot Chip have done on this latest album is mostly talk about the bittersweet time when, upon the verge of an inevitable break up, one looks back on a relationship and sees every incident that had led to the demise.
They do this over and over. Only a few of the songs sort of celebrate love. And even those tend to skew towards melancholy ("In The Privacy Of Our Love," "Ready For The Floor.")
By the way, did I mention that the ratio of slow songs to dance-able ones is something like 1:5?
Yes, they made a sad love song album that won't let you stop dancing for most of it's run time. What the fuck?!
You must buy this when it comes out in a couple of weeks (February 5, to be exact.)
Before I post a long-winded essay on pop music and the subject of love (one equals the other is the whole gist...) her is the jam to convince you to support Made In The Dark. A song about the two opposing sides of love and how they resemble a (childish) pastime: wrestling.
Hot Chip - Wrestlers
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
chorus.
Hello pals. Back with another sporadic jam. This comes from someone not entirely unlike Valerie Dore.
An Italo/scary synth-pop casualty, Nancy Nova was the odd, pitch-shifted voice behind today's banger "The Force."
This song is a concoction primarily made up of:
1. A creepy voice at the very beginning saying "Chorus..."
2. ...followed by a Greek chorus! Chanting along spookilly (sic?,) no less.
3. A super killer bass line
4. All over the place synth & computerized organs
5. One of my cheesy weaknesses, an over-pitched main vocal.
What these things lead to is a jam to end all forgotten Italo/synth jams, here, in it's full seven and a half minute glory...
Nancy Nova - The Force (Original Mix)
An Italo/scary synth-pop casualty, Nancy Nova was the odd, pitch-shifted voice behind today's banger "The Force."
This song is a concoction primarily made up of:1. A creepy voice at the very beginning saying "Chorus..."
2. ...followed by a Greek chorus! Chanting along spookilly (sic?,) no less.
3. A super killer bass line
4. All over the place synth & computerized organs
5. One of my cheesy weaknesses, an over-pitched main vocal.
What these things lead to is a jam to end all forgotten Italo/synth jams, here, in it's full seven and a half minute glory...
Nancy Nova - The Force (Original Mix)
Sunday, January 13, 2008
triumphant return.
Back like cooked crack with new jams. We start off 2008 with a track off of an album that truly surprised me. I Picked up Mazarati's debut album in Kim's for something like $7.00. The same day, I had picked up a couple of Wings lps, some ELO, Test-Icicles only album (on vinyl no less) and a Squeeze singles compilation (more on that in another post.) Needless to say I thought that the Mazarati album would probably have one or two solid jams with a bunch of band faux-Prince filler. Not the case at all, actually.

Best album of the lot. From front to back all golden nuggets. The first track on the lp is what I offer today. This one is the extended mix, about four minutes longer and double the amount of pure sex appeal.
It is also handy to keep in mind that they looked like this:
Not gay at all.
Mazarati - Players Ball
Best album of the lot. From front to back all golden nuggets. The first track on the lp is what I offer today. This one is the extended mix, about four minutes longer and double the amount of pure sex appeal.
It is also handy to keep in mind that they looked like this:
Not gay at all. Mazarati - Players Ball
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
year -end excuse.
Sometimes you have to work and get money and try to find gear & records and go to bars that you couldn't go to before you can write.
Count me in.
Soon, when the inspirado hits.
Happy holidays, etc.
Count me in.
Soon, when the inspirado hits.
Happy holidays, etc.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
revenge.
The following sounds as if Bobby Nunn had just heard Dirty Mind while in the presence of Prince himself. At the beginning of the party, he was super confident about his ability to pull just about any woman that he desired. They were all there for his taking, willing to do anything he'd like. That skinny motherfucker with the high voice wasn't going to stop him at all. He was obviously gay, right. He had to be. With the blouse on and high heels. He added up to about 5'4" and maybe 116. Soaking wet. With weights on his ankles.
But then he goes and hands the dj a copy of his new album. The one with him in a bikini and tights on the cover. "This nigga must think he's cute or something. Ha!
"I've heard his last one, the one with him on the back riding a white horse. That shit was good but nothing spectacular. I mean, "I Wanna Be Your Lover" was pretty funky but...I don't know about this guy."
At that moment, the dj starts in on Side B. "Uptown" is on. Oh shit.
"Hey! where'd he get that groove from? And that synth line? What's he been doing, practicing?"
Bobby then eyes a beautiful Latin looking girl at the end of the bar. Prince is being fawned over by a couple of white girls in short leopard-print skirts over in the back lounge. Bobby sees his chance to chat up the exotic young thing and then parade by Prince as he makes his way to his limo with his newly-won lady prize.
He orders a drink, a gin & tonic.
By the time he looks over to where the girl is, he sees that a short black girl with curly honey colored hair has taken her place. "Where can she be?" he thinks to himself.
He spies the corners of the club, and the ladies room door for a few moments.
Then he sees her. Well-not her face exactly, but her calves.
Calves and heels. The calves are strong, the heels bright red. Fishnets tie them together.
He can only see the calves and heels because her back is facing him and he can't bear to look up any further at first. When he finally decides to, all he can think to do immediately is look away. But it's too late.
In that split-second, he saw it all. Her face, buried in that skinny motherfucker's lap. Her hands caressing his chest hairs through the open buttons of that god damned white blouse. His steely look of pleasure. All it took was one look.
Bobby went home with the short black girl. He actually ended up marrying her. She wasn't a fan of that skinny motherfucker with the high voice, and he found that reassuring.
The next morning, he had some breakfast while the blond was sleeping. Quietly, on a small synth with a headphone jack, he started composing this song.
"I'll show him" he repeated to himself. "I'll show them both."
Bobby Nunn - Sexy Sassy
But then he goes and hands the dj a copy of his new album. The one with him in a bikini and tights on the cover. "This nigga must think he's cute or something. Ha!
"I've heard his last one, the one with him on the back riding a white horse. That shit was good but nothing spectacular. I mean, "I Wanna Be Your Lover" was pretty funky but...I don't know about this guy."
At that moment, the dj starts in on Side B. "Uptown" is on. Oh shit.
"Hey! where'd he get that groove from? And that synth line? What's he been doing, practicing?"
Bobby then eyes a beautiful Latin looking girl at the end of the bar. Prince is being fawned over by a couple of white girls in short leopard-print skirts over in the back lounge. Bobby sees his chance to chat up the exotic young thing and then parade by Prince as he makes his way to his limo with his newly-won lady prize.
He orders a drink, a gin & tonic.
By the time he looks over to where the girl is, he sees that a short black girl with curly honey colored hair has taken her place. "Where can she be?" he thinks to himself.
He spies the corners of the club, and the ladies room door for a few moments.
Then he sees her. Well-not her face exactly, but her calves.
Calves and heels. The calves are strong, the heels bright red. Fishnets tie them together.
He can only see the calves and heels because her back is facing him and he can't bear to look up any further at first. When he finally decides to, all he can think to do immediately is look away. But it's too late.
In that split-second, he saw it all. Her face, buried in that skinny motherfucker's lap. Her hands caressing his chest hairs through the open buttons of that god damned white blouse. His steely look of pleasure. All it took was one look.
Bobby went home with the short black girl. He actually ended up marrying her. She wasn't a fan of that skinny motherfucker with the high voice, and he found that reassuring.
The next morning, he had some breakfast while the blond was sleeping. Quietly, on a small synth with a headphone jack, he started composing this song.
"I'll show him" he repeated to himself. "I'll show them both."
Bobby Nunn - Sexy Sassy
Thursday, December 13, 2007
again with him.
How 2007 is buying McCartney II from The Thing a few weeks ago and claiming one of the closing tracks to be one of the finer jams of the year?
Ok, so the year is not 1982, but you what? It's hard picking out new things that are good. I feel like all of the other blogs have done that to death already. So from the awesome McCartney II...a fucking jam. Moody Macca, if you will.
Stoops!
Paul McCartney - Dark Room
Ok, so the year is not 1982, but you what? It's hard picking out new things that are good. I feel like all of the other blogs have done that to death already. So from the awesome McCartney II...a fucking jam. Moody Macca, if you will.
Stoops!Paul McCartney - Dark Room
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
past blasting.
It's easier if I just put these two together.
Both super rad, from Athens, Georgia & Los Angeles respectively. When guys start bands that are sort of super-influenced by very specific musical periods and the jams don't come out like lame carbon copies...that's the best.
Nuggets bands and 90's alt-rock in general should be proud. As should all of their mothers.
Sleazeballs, obviously.
Black Lips - Dirty Hands
No seriously, get down with these fuckers. They're dope.
No Age - Everybody's Down
Both super rad, from Athens, Georgia & Los Angeles respectively. When guys start bands that are sort of super-influenced by very specific musical periods and the jams don't come out like lame carbon copies...that's the best.
Nuggets bands and 90's alt-rock in general should be proud. As should all of their mothers.
Sleazeballs, obviously. Black Lips - Dirty Hands
No seriously, get down with these fuckers. They're dope. No Age - Everybody's Down
Sunday, December 9, 2007
listerine burns.
Kate Nash is so hot.
Hot Chip are the shit.
The original version of this song is only ok.
They come together and make it better.
Also, Kate Nash, a complete dish.
I think she might be really tall though (boo!)
I'm not even so sure that this one is one of my favorites of this year, but it sure seems to have been played a lot so...
If Joss Stone wasn't really into bad fashion choices...and was gorgeous...and talented
X
Gettin' squeaky/gettin' clean...
Kate Nash - Mouthwash (Hot Chip Remix)
Hot Chip are the shit.
The original version of this song is only ok.
They come together and make it better.
Also, Kate Nash, a complete dish.
I think she might be really tall though (boo!)
I'm not even so sure that this one is one of my favorites of this year, but it sure seems to have been played a lot so...
If Joss Stone wasn't really into bad fashion choices...and was gorgeous...and talentedX
Gettin' squeaky/gettin' clean...Kate Nash - Mouthwash (Hot Chip Remix)
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
swallow.
This is another one from 2006 that got mad burn on my iTunes. The thing about this one is that I completely forgot about it after hearing it a few times at the end of last year...
Then next thing I know, I just kept repeating "she swallowed the dead wife pills..." all the goddamned time. Hello this jam on repeat.
"Dead Wife Pills" sort of starts out as a Wreckless Eric-style punk number but then transforms into a beautiful mess of guitar reverb and that short expression that just I couldn't get out of my head a while ago. The whole thing lasts 3:10, but seems longer. In this case, this is actually a good thing.
They're from London, which kind semi-explains the Wreckless Eric start. But not the photo.
Magic carpet ride to...a wig store?
Dead Kids - The Dead Wife Pills
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Then next thing I know, I just kept repeating "she swallowed the dead wife pills..." all the goddamned time. Hello this jam on repeat.
"Dead Wife Pills" sort of starts out as a Wreckless Eric-style punk number but then transforms into a beautiful mess of guitar reverb and that short expression that just I couldn't get out of my head a while ago. The whole thing lasts 3:10, but seems longer. In this case, this is actually a good thing.
They're from London, which kind semi-explains the Wreckless Eric start. But not the photo.
Magic carpet ride to...a wig store?Dead Kids - The Dead Wife Pills
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Monday, December 3, 2007
et fin.
As the year rapidly approaches it's end, I think that I'll try to amass some the (very few) things that I liked that happened to have come out this year.
Because I listen to so much old stuff, the new things that keep my attention are usually pretty bad ass. FACT.
Anywhoo, I'll be doing this over a number of days, seeing as how I have to search through iTunes and sort the 2007 shit out. Some of these might not be from 2007 though (ha!) I'm making exception for 2006 things that I reall came to love this year, like the song below.
This is one of my favorite melodies ever. Anybody who has heard me ramble for hours on end about jams knows that I don't care much for what is being said the first 100 times I hear something that I like (sometimes later come to love,) it's usually the melody that kills me. No exception for Grizzly Bear's "Knife."
This shit is one of the most gorgeous things done since the millennium has begun, hands down.
"Oh yeah and we've chilled with Clipse. Take that!"
The part about back-stabbing (quite literally) was all but lost on me until I heard semi-shitty covers by CSS and Born Ruffians (they have their own awesome 2006/2007 songs, but none for these posts.)
The thing about covering this song is-you absolutely have to do the four-part harmonies!
No four-part harmonies, no go.
So, without any further ado, my favorite song to hum, probably ever.
Grizzly Bear - Knife
Because I listen to so much old stuff, the new things that keep my attention are usually pretty bad ass. FACT.
Anywhoo, I'll be doing this over a number of days, seeing as how I have to search through iTunes and sort the 2007 shit out. Some of these might not be from 2007 though (ha!) I'm making exception for 2006 things that I reall came to love this year, like the song below.
This is one of my favorite melodies ever. Anybody who has heard me ramble for hours on end about jams knows that I don't care much for what is being said the first 100 times I hear something that I like (sometimes later come to love,) it's usually the melody that kills me. No exception for Grizzly Bear's "Knife."
This shit is one of the most gorgeous things done since the millennium has begun, hands down.
"Oh yeah and we've chilled with Clipse. Take that!"The part about back-stabbing (quite literally) was all but lost on me until I heard semi-shitty covers by CSS and Born Ruffians (they have their own awesome 2006/2007 songs, but none for these posts.)
The thing about covering this song is-you absolutely have to do the four-part harmonies!
No four-part harmonies, no go.
So, without any further ado, my favorite song to hum, probably ever.
Grizzly Bear - Knife
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007
dream wife.
I.
Lance made me play this about ten times this past weekend. It's sometimes strange the songs that people get immediately attached to. The first time that I played this for Jake, he became semi-obsessed with it. I think that the same holds true for Bob.
II.
I've tried to make Get Murked a place where pretty much only women that I find appealing get shine. Kate Bush is the godhead of this theory. I would truly love to have had a significant relationship with her in any year between 1977 through 1986. Why, you might ask?:
III.

IV.

V.
I found this lp for $2 on beautiful gray marbled vinyl this past weekend. Yay for me.
Kate Bush - Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush - Cloudbusting
Lance made me play this about ten times this past weekend. It's sometimes strange the songs that people get immediately attached to. The first time that I played this for Jake, he became semi-obsessed with it. I think that the same holds true for Bob.
II.
I've tried to make Get Murked a place where pretty much only women that I find appealing get shine. Kate Bush is the godhead of this theory. I would truly love to have had a significant relationship with her in any year between 1977 through 1986. Why, you might ask?:
III.

IV.

V.
I found this lp for $2 on beautiful gray marbled vinyl this past weekend. Yay for me.
Kate Bush - Hounds Of Love
Kate Bush - Cloudbusting
Friday, November 16, 2007
the quick and the dead.
This band had (has?) short songs.
They got the short-end of the stick in return.
Hopefully they can regroup triumphantly.
Two, because they're short.
This album cost me about $15 when I bought it. That equals up to around a dollar a minute.
The Natural History - Watch This House
The Natural History - Dance Steps
*.M4a's let me know if you need a .mp3.
They got the short-end of the stick in return.
Hopefully they can regroup triumphantly.
Two, because they're short.
This album cost me about $15 when I bought it. That equals up to around a dollar a minute. The Natural History - Watch This House
The Natural History - Dance Steps
*.M4a's let me know if you need a .mp3.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
in a spin.
Court let out early today. Yay!
I don't have to be convinced about Kurtis Mantronik's genius, that is obvious. But house still hasn't grabbed me by the proverbial horns and made me a full-on believer yet. Electro, electronic, Italo, Eurobeat, freestyle, even IDM have had their moments in my lair of jams (don't ask.) But house...not so much.
Actually, too much. You could always start at the beginning, but...Jesus, that sure is a a lot to rake through and...ah, whatever. Someday.
Until then, one of Mantronik's later-period epics.
This song just makes me feel really good. It's about a very specific kind of love, the head-over-heels type. The gist of the song is that this girl sees a guy, instantly falls madly in love with him and her subsequent questioning of his ability to know (before she did) that she would want to touch him.
She wants to tell him how she's been "walking on clouds" and "spellbound" about him. Pretty vain on the part of both parties if you ask me, but I digress...
Cool electronic cover art.
Kurtis Mantronik - How Did You Know?
I don't have to be convinced about Kurtis Mantronik's genius, that is obvious. But house still hasn't grabbed me by the proverbial horns and made me a full-on believer yet. Electro, electronic, Italo, Eurobeat, freestyle, even IDM have had their moments in my lair of jams (don't ask.) But house...not so much.
Actually, too much. You could always start at the beginning, but...Jesus, that sure is a a lot to rake through and...ah, whatever. Someday.
Until then, one of Mantronik's later-period epics.
This song just makes me feel really good. It's about a very specific kind of love, the head-over-heels type. The gist of the song is that this girl sees a guy, instantly falls madly in love with him and her subsequent questioning of his ability to know (before she did) that she would want to touch him.
She wants to tell him how she's been "walking on clouds" and "spellbound" about him. Pretty vain on the part of both parties if you ask me, but I digress...
Cool electronic cover art.Kurtis Mantronik - How Did You Know?
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
no no no.
I've got jury duty, give me a couple of days.
Dig through the archives if you already haven't. There's gold in there.
Sorry.
Dig through the archives if you already haven't. There's gold in there.
Sorry.
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